Blog apocalypse

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Imagine if an “apocalypse” of the blog world occurs… what would the last message be on your blog? Technically, if blog apocalypse happens, there wouldn’t be anyone to read anything I could have written. So there’s no need to write anything more.

I suppose the point of this exercise would be to tell blogosphere what matters to me and what important message that I want everyone to know before I stop blogging.

1. First and foremost, Jesus loves me and you … “Faith” is just a simple relationship between you and your God, and between you and your brother or sister. He is the one solitary life that impact all lives.

2. I love you, Joseph.

3. Take enough fibre in your diet, to make your stools soft and bulky. Go to toilet when you need to and leave once the “business” is over. Don’t stay in there for eternity…. ok, don’t stay in the toilet any longer than necessary. Please don’t force your bowels to open according to your clock. It doesn’t wear a watch. YOU have to follow it’s urge. You can coax it to give you the urge by your lifestyle habits… but don’t get too regimented with the bowel opening schedule.

Do that and your haemorhoids will behave themselves.

4. I want to wish all my blog-friends a good “life-after-blog-death“…. no matter how you express yourself and no matter what circle of friends you come into after blog apocalypse, be true to yourself and accept each other as he or she is. All the very best in your future endeavors…

…….. zzzzzz………. snowstorm on the screen…….

Err….. Can I still have IM?


This is a tag from Lilian by way of her K-Kia. It was started by the urbanmonk whose message is

Change the world by changing yourself. Start now, by taking this on yourself. For it will inspire those around you. And the whole world will change.


I’d like to know what your final post would be like …

Here are the instructions…. He’s giving a dollar to charity for every blog-post in this tag, up to $500.

22 comments so far

  1. LB April 10, 2007 6:38 pm

    Bye bye, and thanks for all the sushi…?

  2. mott April 10, 2007 6:39 pm

    yay!! am first!!!!

    #2 brought a tear. really.

  3. Bernard April 10, 2007 9:00 pm

    LB, I’m going to miss you… wahhhhaaaaahhh!

    Mott, awwwww… WAHHHHHAAAAAAA!!!

  4. eastcoastlife April 10, 2007 9:17 pm

    Joseph looks so mature arh! Doesn’t look like a 6-yr old leh! So hansom! er… doesn’t look much like you. hehe….

    Basket! The 3rd pic is gross!!!! arrggghhhh……..

  5. ahhong April 10, 2007 10:19 pm

    No idea what should i do..
    Just say bye bye my blog…

  6. Cedric Ang April 11, 2007 12:26 am

    Thanx for mentioning me! Cheers to you! :D

  7. Jean-Luc Picard April 11, 2007 1:23 am

    In a Blog Apocalypse, one wouldn’t get many comments back!

    I would write: “Beverly and I have got married and Riker has taken over the Enterprise!”

  8. Bernard April 11, 2007 9:39 am

    eastcoastlife, he does look older in that photo, doesn’t he? I was surprised too. Looks like a teenager or something.

    The 3rd photo… enough to make you “eat right and ease right”, right?

    ahhong, bye bye.. but what are the important messages that you want to bring?

    Cedric, oh yes.. cedric.. sorry for calling you K-Kia. LOL.

    Capt, LOLOL… that would be just the beginning, wouldn’t it? Haha.

  9. Chelsea April 11, 2007 4:58 pm

    Hmm…blog apocalypse…my last word will be…*vulgar words* to curse the person I hated the most….haha…=P

  10. yen chiew April 11, 2007 6:36 pm

    omg…
    *fast fast close eyes*
    looks so the painful..
    adoi..
    and LB.. what’s with the sushi??????
    that DEFINITELY WAS NOT A SUSHI!!

  11. kucau April 11, 2007 7:55 pm

    ermmm , i need time to get a good idea for this. aise….

  12. Bernard April 11, 2007 9:42 pm

    Chelsea, ok ok.. i get the idea.

    Yen Chiew, it was.

    Kucau, take your time…

  13. LB April 12, 2007 12:54 am

    LOL at yenchiew’s comment…. No, that wasn’t sushi!!! Sushi was just something that popped into my head at that particular moment… dun ask… *grin*

  14. simple american April 12, 2007 5:32 am

    So I should not read in the loo? Got me wondering now.

    Thanks to Jesus the end is not the end. :)

  15. Sweetpea April 12, 2007 10:31 pm

    Pic #3 - GROOOSSSSSS DOC!!

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  17. Judy Leese April 14, 2007 1:20 am

    Bernard, thank you for the pointers. God loves us, love our children, don’t sit on toilet more than necessary (phew, thank you, thank you). From tomorrow on, I will not linger to complete the chapter of my book or spending an extra 20 mins because I can’t stop doing my Sudoku! :))

  18. Bernard April 14, 2007 7:42 am

    Simple American, Judy, don’t read in the toilet… if you want to avoid piles.

    Sweetpea, and ouchh!

    yenjai, let’s go makan-makan.

  19. allthingspurple April 16, 2007 2:32 pm

    No. 3 is eeewwwwww….but noted and noted with appreciation.

    Now No. 2…. your Joseph very leng chai, lar.

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